Things Not to Say to Your Wife in the Last Weeks of Pregnancy

• Honey, come in here and see this horse giving birth on TV. Oh, man that looks like that’s gotta hurt.
• I challenge you in a touch your toes contest.
• Honey, I was just straightening up the bedroom…can you tell me if this is a fitted sheet or a pair of your underwear?
• No, I couldn’t eat another bite honey. I ate so much I feel…like you.
• Why don’t you go take a nice, relaxing, hot bath? But don’t put much water in the tub because it’ll overflow when you get in.

excerpted from familyman ministries