Please don’t talk to me in the bathroom

Add this to the list of inappropriate places/times to start a conversation. Right up there with: during an “invasive” physical, in the middle of a golf swing (I hear), and during the movie at a theater. I can’t tell you how many times some guy at work started talking to me from the adjacent urinal. I’m always left with conundrum of whether I should even politely reply (and encourage this unwanted dialogue) or just ignore him (and nip it in the bud….or is it butt?). It isn’t the high school football locker room, matter of fact, pretend that I am not even there.