My Achilles Heelys

For too long I have been writhing in envy when children effortlessly wiz past me on their heelys (the sneakers with wheels in the heel). My fascination with them probably is rooted in my laziness. I have often muttered a prayer to the heavens that either my feet would shrink or that they would make them for adults. Apparently my prayer has been answered (and no, my feet didn’t shrink), and I still have a birthday and Christmas coming up this year.