(D)umbrellas
Umbrellas are for women.
Only when it is pouring outside (which is defined by raindrops causing a splash effect when it hits something) should men ever use an umbrella. Get a raincoat. Cowboy up
I may be alone in this one, but I just think it is “dainty” for a man to use an umbrella. The only time it is acceptable for a man have large patch of nylon over his head, when it is not really raining, is when they have just jumped out of a plane and it is a parachute.
2 comments:
I half agree. I say let's lose the umbrella's and the raincoats. The only men who should be wearing raincoats are the crab-fishermen and the captain of the Gorton's fishing boat.
Not all women use umbrellas either. I totally prefer a rain jacket. Umbrellas barely keep the rain off anyway, especially if it's windy AND then if you're going anywhere you have to carry the wet, nasty umbrella around with you. And you can never get in the car using an umbrella - I think they are useless for the most part.
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